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lampsu:

have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them


Wait, that’s not all of your friends?

(Source: drugpudding, via misandryevans)

All quotes from me, poster by me.

All quotes from me, poster by me.

rapewhistled:

fan fiction is so weird but its better than killing people i guess

You never know until you try…

(via thedoctorsherlockedmyheart)

connorsrockinbooty:

complaining about how someone posts too much of a fandom when their blog description clearly says they are a part of that fandom is like getting upset at a cereal aisle because there’s too much cereal

^ Relevant things for people in my life.

(Source: queenofthebaras, via deductionwiththedoctor)

“Goodbye, my Doctor”

Too soon…

(Source: clarissassfray, via imposwin)

trivia-goddess:

my-goodsweethoneylord:

myheartbelongstoloki:

underboobvagina:

what if there was a historical typo and it was actually jack the stripper 

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I JUST SPAT TEA EVERYWHERE

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I’m still laughing at this a full minute after I saw it.

(Source: ryantheloopholeguy, via imposwin)

cosrnos:

It’s weird to think that people i havent even met have an opinion about me

How d’ya think Matt Smith feels?

(via hasstenkind)

Cuddle buddy application

forever-a-bunn:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:

(Source: call-it-thegreat-escape, via superwhoavenger)

slytheringleekstarkid:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

cannibalism

Hailing satan

Saying that Satin is “Chill”

Confusing Satan with comfortable fabric…

(via rozadolphin)